
icanloveyoumorethanthiscarrot:
Examples: (not in particular order)
A receptionist:
A 32 year old: (lowest point of my life)
A baby:
A turtle:
A surfboard:
A cat: (Dusty the cat)
Any reflective surface:
A potato:
A balloon:
A wet suit:
A couch:
Stairs:
An energy juice:
Paul:
A pie:
Electricity:
Hideous shorts:
Boobs:
A guitar:
A pole:
A pigeon:
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A beanie:
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A towel:
Their lips and tongues:
So if you’re one of those people who disagreed, think again.

larrystylinson-onedirection42:
AMEN!
fuck time zoness
accurate
I need to get a new phone but I dont know what to get :s
Any suggestions!? :)xx

One Direction,The strongest boys I know..

oh how you guys make me laugh
This fucking fandom is so legendary, I don’t understand why we don’t all just spontaneously combust with awesomeness

AHHHH SO HARD TO CHOOSE!!
MARRY - Zayn Malik <3
FUCK - Taylor Lautner
KILL - Zac Efron ;(